You should date me. And here’s why:
All of Ex’s are in super-happy long-term, 1yr+ relationships. Relationships that they’ve been in since immediately after being with me. So, clearly, any girl who dates me seems to find their soul-mate immediately after breaking my heart.
So, ladies, line up. It’s a win-win for both of us. You get a ticket to meet your soul-mate, and I get to be not-as-lonely, if just for a little while.