You should date me. And here’s why:
All of Ex’s are in super-happy long-term, 1yr+ relationships. Relationships that they’ve been in since immediately after being with me. So, clearly, any girl who dates me seems to find their soul-mate immediately after breaking my heart.
So, ladies, line up. It’s a win-win for both of us. You get a ticket to meet your soul-mate, and I get to be not-as-lonely, if just for a little while.
(Source: lovef00d, via starcallallthings)
I am going to level my summoner now.
Message me if you want to join me n.n
Wait Hellgate is still alive? I liked the Beta for that but I heard it failed miserably on launch
I can’t wait to have my own place, because then I can have an dog or cat or both, and I won’t ever be lonely again.
(Source: shivi-vivi)
(Source: theuniverseinsideofus, via your-whiskey-girl)
Sadly this is me…
My life. ;3;
I don’t know why I like this so much
(Source: grief-seed, via soyomilk)
(via hanaclue)
The worst people in the world even have a friend to wait with them in the ER, but not me.
I wonder what that makes me
